I’m going to begin to use a new term, G.A.S.; this is not a reference to flatulence or the go-juice people put in the their cars. This is basically my internal scale for how much effort I’m going to put into something.
The scale will probably be on a 1-5 basis as 1-10 would require more GAS (you’ll understand in a minute). G.A.S. is a simple acronym for Give-A-Shit. I plan to use it when evaluating just about everything I do. It will be my way of deciding whether I should take action on something, react to a situation, get upset, help someone, all things of this nature.
I’m sure both of you reading this will have thoughts crossing your mind like (What an ass Myke is) and you would be correct. I’m an ass! But you if you read my tumblr blog you should already know this thus making you an ass :)
Getting back on track, you may hear me mumble things like “I’ve got enough GAS for that” or “sorry i’m just a little low on gas”, all of these responses are calculated via my patented G.A.S. algorithm. This algorithm is quite unique and organic. It has to ability to polymorph as I drink, get tired, like you, etc. I’m hoping this will be a fun project for me.
Lastly, similar to the gas you put in a car my G.A.S. can be bought but not traded in an open market without proper licenses which would also have to be purchased. My G.A.S. pricing is also subject to incoherent changes.
I will be referencing this post going forward to people on the receiving end of a ‘I ain’t got no gas for you’.
P.s. I’ve spent about 15 actual minutes thinking about this so there are probably gaps everywhere and this entire post is subject to change whenever I feel like it. I don’t have enough GAS to see whether you like that or not. =D
